i do believe the monsignor finally got a point.
what?
pleased ta meet ya rozie.
okay then.  let's get ya started.
okay, just cut off as much fat as you can as it goes by and the rule of thumb here is.
yeah?
can't do much damage with that. perhaps, it shoulda been the rule of wrist. ha! rule of wrist.
hey murphy?
how many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
two. one ta screw it in and one ta suck my cock.
now look rozengurtle, we're sorry. just relax.
why don't you save all your aggression for protests and marches and what not.
fuck you.
hello.
mother, is that you?
ma, what's wrong?
shut it. it's ma.
mother, what are you sayin'? you're talkin' crazy here.
what the hell are you doin' with da's gun!?
what?! what are you doin'?
pull the trigger?! have ya lost it woman?! now just calm down here.
no ma! no!
aaaww, shit!.  evil woman!
all right, we're both here.
how's uncle sibeal?
oh, jesus.
don't even do it, ya bastard.
if that was a girl i want ta see some papers. she had ta be just preoperative for christ sakes.
well, we tried ta make friends and she gave me a shot ta the nuts.
well, i didn't but.
yeah, we promise.
yeah. it's been twenty-seven years.
come on, ma. out with it. who came out first?
crazy woman.
don't start. i've had ice on mine.
we're alive.
we're going to turn ourselves in. it was self defense.
hold this shit for us, doc. we'll be comin back for it when we get out.
"we just got up and left. bum musta rolled them before the police got there."
we.  met them last night.
would someone please come over here and.
me up the.
a p-penny saved is worth two in the bush.
calm down, doc. i'm sure they're reasonable fellows.
listen fellas, y'know he's got 'til this week's end. ya don't have ta be hard asses, do ya?
if ya want a fight, you can see you're outnumbered. we're trying ta be civil here, so i suggest you take our offer.
"now, that wasn't too polite, was it?"
i don't think ma would mind.
let the boy go. he knows what the fuck he's doing!
nicely done, boy!
now, like my fine brother says, on st. patty's everyone's irish. and this piece of shit is about to be initiated.
we paid attention in school.
italian.
i have no idea. maybe someone saw and talked.
spanish. then i guess he's just real.  real good.
absolutely not.
our mother can see through bags.
he's a nice guy.
destroy all that which is evil.
be right back.
know what we need, man?.  some rope.
charlie bronson's always got rope.
yeah, these guys always got a lot of rope strapped around em in the movies and they always end up using it.
i'm serious.
i don't know they just always need it.
is that right, rambo?
a bit.
see. i told you there'd be a shaft.
we'll find it. just calm down.
we're doing some serious shit here. now, get a hold of yourself, asshole.
sh, sh! fuck you!
that was some good fuckin' rope.
aye.
yeah, and ya gotta shoot at him for ten minutes.
yes, we are.
where's your gun?
this is a six-shooter.
oh, you're good. what were you gonna do? laugh the last three to death, funny man?
let's do him right here.
certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
get a hold of yourself, man.
listen, we gotta get outta here now. we'll take separate exits and meet at rocco's.
yes.
weird, huh?.  know what i think is weird? decent men with loving families go home every day after work. they turn on the news and see rapists, murderers, and child molesters all getting out of prison.
little girls catchin' stray bullets in their heads, playin' hopscotch in their front yards. and everyone thinks the same thing.  someone should just go kill those motherfuckers.
nicely put.
climb the corporate ladder, boy. don rocco.
donna's gonna be angry about her cat.
you sound real remorseful.
listen. something's been bothering me about last night.
well.  what if your boss knew how many guys were supposed to be there.  in that room?
think about it man. nine men, six bullets.
he probably knew you'd end up nailing the fat guy, maybe one or two more, but he had to know you weren't walking out of there. figure it out. shooter's dead on the scene. no in-depth investigation. it'd slide right off his back. 'cause as much as i love ya, you're not exactly don corleone. what would he be losing? a thirty- five year old delivery boy?
he knows you, man. he knows all you want is to move up. that's all. a smooth hitter woulda gone in there, seen it was a wash and slipped out. but a guy like you? knowin' this is your only chance? waitin' eighteen years?
do me a favor and roll it around for a bit on your way in.
yes.
hey, this ain't a thing you should gamble on, roc.
hey. you get in there and start getting a bad vibe, get the fuck out quick.
what happened?
who did you kill?
did i fuckin' tell ya, rocco? they pull on you first?
lakeview the deli? oh, shit!
anybody see ya?
yeah, well.
i guess we really don't have a system of deciding who.
i'm strangely comfortable with it.
no. no. it looks good. c'mon, put it back on. it's good.
okay roc. you sure you're o-b-kay-b?
you've earned this.
what the fuck are you doing?
so, when are you getting a plastic fuck doll?
this place is like a scumbag yard sale.
no way. i've been waitin' for this asshole.
rocco, this is the real deal. we must kill without hesitation, without guilt or remorse. evil man, dead man.
forget it. it's a family prayer. my father, his father before him that sort of shit.
don't worry, roc. we'll do this guy right and you'll feel a lot better.
who the fuck was he, rocco? i know you fuckin' know!
a-fuckin'-men!
look again for fuck sake!
let the boy go!
shit.
and he is one smart man.
this guy is very sharp. if he hasn't figured us out yet, he will.
he isn't to be touched.
you little fuck. let him go. i'll drop you right here.
let him go or i will deliver you, right now.
well, the light caught the side of his face for a second. and it looked like he had a gray beard, maybe.  late fifties, early sixties.
i think it's better if we find this man before he finds us again.
we're going to hit poppa joe tonight, right in the comfort of his own home. then we move on to new york. it's getting a bit hot for us here.
i'll call you tonight, afterwards.
we're here brother.
how far are we going with this, da?
now, you will receive us.
we do not want your tired and sick.
it is your evil, who will be sought by us.
each day we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
these are not polite suggestions. they are codes of behavior and those that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
for if you do, there will come the day when you look behind you and see we three. and on that day you will reap it.