these helmets don't half make your scalp itch.
i'm lucky, i've got thick eyebrows. that keeps it up and channels it out to my ears.
someone from information retrieval they're always hanging about in lingerie.
excuse me, sir - that's government property.
dunno sir. they check all that at the depot.
you can always fill in an application form, if you're a relative, sir. please stop, sir.
sorry about that sir. regulations. we'll have you safely back in your office in no time.