you want information adjustments. different department.
have you got an arrest receipt?
is it stamped?
no, there's no stamp on it. you see! i can't give you the form until it's stamped.
information adjustments.
thirtieth floor, sir. you're expected.
no, sir.
no need, sir
no you couldn't, sir. this is information retrieval. the lift's arrived, sir.
you've just said yourself, miss, we've already stamped it. why should we stamp it twice?
if you say so.
ah.
oh.
i'm afraid i can't, sir. you have to go through the proper channels.
i'm glad to see the ministry's continuing its tradition of recruiting the brightest and best, sir.