ha!!!
vodka.
whenever.
tons.
why are you here?
yeah? that's very interesting. now why don't you tell me why you're really in here.
your middle name is ralph, as in puke.
your birthday is march 12th, you're five-nine and a half you weigh a hundred and thirty pounds and your social security number is
no.
i stole your wallet.
no.
i'm not a thief!
what's there to steal? two bucks and a beaver shot!
he's got a nudie picture in there! i saw it, it's perverted!
you wanna see what's in my bag?
yeah. i always carry this much shit . in my bag. you never know when you may have to jam.
i'll do what i have to do.
my home life is un. satisfying.
i don't have to run away and live in the street. i can run away and, go to the ocean, i can go to the country, i can go to the mountains. i can go to israel, africa, afghanistan.
nevermind. forget it, everything's cool!
no! there's no deal, sporto. forget it, leave me alone.
eat shit!
no!
go away.
go away!
you have problems.
you do everything everybody ever tells you to do, that is a problem!
yeah.
they ignore me.
i'd do that!
i'll do anything sexual, i don't need a million dollars to do it either.
i already have. i've done just about everything there is except a few things that are illegal. i'm a nymphomaniac!
the only person i told was my shrink.
he nailed me.
i don't think that from a legal standpoint what he did can be construed as rape since i paid him.
yeah. he's married too!
well, the first few times.
sure.
have you ever done it?
have you ever done it with a normal person?
it's kind of a double-edged sword, isn't it?
well, if you say you haven't.  you're a prude. if you say you have. you're a slut! it's a trap. you want to but you can't but when you do you wish you didn't, right?
or, are you a tease?
that's why you're a tease.
i've already told you everything!
i don't screw to get respect. that's the difference between you and me.
i never did it either, i'm not a nymphomaniac. i'm a compulsive liar.
i would do it though. if you love someone it's okay.
he can't think for himself.
i can write with my toes! i can also eat, brush my teeth.
play heart & soul on the piano.
you're a shit! don't do that to her you swore to god you wouldn't laugh!
it's unavoidable, it just happens.
when you grow up, your heart dies.
i care.
well, do you mean all of us or just john?
'kay, what if i came up to you?
i don't have any friends.
no. i don't think the kind of friends i'd have would mind.
it was a hand gun?
you wanna know what i did to get in here? nothing. i didn't have anything better to do.
you're laughing at me.
yeah you are! cut to:
where're we going?
don't stick that in my eye!
hey. i like that black shit.
please, why're you being so nice to me?
thank you! cut to:
why? claire did it! what's wrong?
is that good or bad?
and a basket case.