i can't believe you can't get me out of this. i mean it's so absurd i have to be here on a saturday! it's not like i'm a defective or anything.
excuse me, sir? i think there's been a mistake. i know it's detention, but. um. i don't think i belong in here.
i can't believe this is really happening to me.
please.
oh my god!
why don't you just shut up! nobody here is interested!
he's just doing it to get a rise out of you! just ignore him.
go to hell!
really.
you know why guys like you knock everything.
it's 'cause you're afraid.
you're a big coward!
see you're afraid that they won't take you. you don't belong so you just have to dump all over it.
well you wouldn't know. you don't even know any of us.
that's an academic club.
so. academic clubs aren't the same as other kinds of clubs.
only burners like you get high.
sounds like you.
what are you gonna do?
we were just sitting here, like we were s'posed to.
excuse me, sir, why would anybody want to steal a screw?
cut it out!
mol-yare.
i don't know, my mom said i was but by dad told me to just blow her off.
yeah?
i doubt it.
well 'cause if i do what my mother tells me not to do, it's because because my father says it's okay. there's like this whole big monster deal, it's endless and it's a total drag. it's like any minute.  divorce.
what?
they're both strict.
i dunno, i'd probably go live with my brother. i mean, i don't think either one of them gives a shit about me. it's like they use me just to get back at each other.
shut up!
yeah, well if i didn't nobody else would.
what's your name?
claire.
claire. it's a family name!
well thank you.
i'm not fat!
i'm not that pristine!
why don't you just shut up?
do you want me to puke?
i have a very low tolerance for dehydration.
no thank you.
can't you just leave me alone?
you know what i wish i was doing?
i wish i was on a plane to france.
what are you talking about?
no! drop what, what're you talking about?
little pig!
you know i don't appreciate this very much, brian.
why didn't you want me to know you were a virgin?
i think it's okay for a guy to be a virgin.
guess, where's your lunch?
you're nauseating.
sushi.
rice, uh, raw fish and seaweed.
can i eat?
you shouldn't have said that!
how do you know where vernon went?
well then, how do you know when he'll be back?
fuck you! why didn't you listen to john?
really, sir, there wasn't any noise.
that noise? was that the noise you were talking about?
you're an asshole!
do you know how popular i am? i'm so popular, everybody loves me so much, at this school.
are all these your girlfriends?
what about the others?
consider what?
you don't believe in just one guy, one girl?
yeah. that's the way it should be.
why not?
how come you got so many girlfriends?
i dunno. i guess i never throw anything away.
oh.
that's boring.
the idea is to like search your mind for the absolute limit. like, uh, would you drive to school naked?
of course.
it doesn't matter. spring.
either one.
you're lying.
lie.
very nice.
he's an adult!
do you have any idea how completely gross that is?
first few times? you mean he did it more than once?
are you crazy?
i don't even have a psychiatrist.
now, didn't we already cover this?
look, i'm not gonna discuss my private life with total strangers.
a what?
wrong.
oh why don't you just forget it.
i don't do anything!
okay, lemme ask you a few questions.
no! doesn't it bother you to sleep around without being in love. i mean don't you want any respect?
not the only difference, i hope.
i'm not a tease!
no, i never said that, she twisted my words around.
i don't use it period!
i didn't mean it that way! you guys are putting words into my mouth!
no! i never did it!
you are such a bitch! you did that on purpose just to fuck me over!
i can't believe you, you're so weird. you don't say anything all day and then when you open your mouth. you unload all these tremendous lies all over me!
okay, fine, but that doesn't make it any less bizarre.
how are you bizarre?
oh my god.
what's wrong with you? why don't you like yourself?
okay so neither one of you is any better than the other one.
with your feet?
what can you do?
i can't do anything.
there's one thing i can do, no forget it, it's way too embarrassing.
okay, but you have to swear to god you won't laugh. i can't believe i'm actually doing this.
camp, seventh grade.
you know, i have just as many feelings as you do and it hurts just as much when somebody steps all over them!
shut up.
shut up!
shut up!
not me. ever.
what happens?
are we still friends, you mean? if we're friends now, that is?
do you want the truth?
i don't think so.
with all of you.
oh, be honest, andy. if brian came walking up to you in the hall on monday, what would you do? i mean picture this, you're there with all the sports. i know exactly what you'd do, you'd say hi to him and when he left you'd cut him all up so your friends wouldn't think you really liked him!
same exact thing!
why? 'cause i'm telling the truth, that makes me a bitch?
okay, what about you, you hypocrite! why don't you take allison to one of your heavy metal vomit parties? or take brian out to the parking lot at lunch to get high? what about andy for that matter, what about me? what would your friends say if we were walking down the hall together. they'd laugh their asses off and you'd probably tell them you were doing it with me so they'd forgive you for being seen with me.
shut up!
i hate you!
your friends wouldn't mind because they look up to us.
i'm not saying that to be conceited! i hate it! i hate having to go along with everything my friends say!
i don't know, i don't. you don't understand. you don't. you're not friends with the same kind of people that andy and i are friends with! you know, you just don't understand the pressure that they can put on you!
oh brian.
no! killing yourself is not an option!
brian?
are you gonna write your paper?
well, it's kinda a waste for all of us to write our paper, don't you think?
true, but i think we'd all kinda say the same thing.
true, but, you're the smartest, right?
we trust you.
great.
come on.
come on!
don't be afraid.
i'm not sticking it, just close.  just go like that.
good.
you know you really do look a lot better without all that black shit on your eyes.
this looks a lot better. look up.
'cause you're letting me.
'cause i knew you wouldn't.
were you really disgusted about what i did with my lipstick?
truth.
a princess.