dear lord, thank you for being with us tonight, thank you for protecting us from injury and --
listen up, guys, could i have your attention a minute? i'm going to be leading a daily chapel service at three in the afternoons here in the locker room and you're all invited to drop by and worship before batting practice.
i don't care if you think i'm square but i believe what i believe.
the lord god is tri-une -- father, son, and holy ghost.
have you accepted jesus christ as your personal savior?
can i give you my testimony?
we're getting married.
well, yeah.  i guess that probably seems pretty corny to people like you.
i wanta thank everybody and the lord for the victory, it's a wonderful way to celebrate my marriage -- and i guess we're all back on a winning streak, he? a few raucous "fuckin a's" from the team.