hey, andrea. hello little man.
whaddaya kidding? we're going to have a great time today, right evan?
you waiting for an invitation? the kids are inside.
that's right, evan, and you get to be the star.
shut up, moron. now get in your costume, evan. and you have to promise, your bestest super-duper promise, that this will be our little secret. think you can do that?
calm down, kid. stand still.
quit acting like some retard or i'll call your mother and tell her what a naughty little shit you've been.
shut up moron. now get in your costume evan.
i've got an idea. let's go downstairs, it'll look more like a dungeon down there.
what did i say about keeping that door closed, stupid?
you're gonna see my fist in about two seconds unless you do what i tell you.
now in this part of the story, robin hood just married maid marian and they have to kiss and stuff like grown-ups do.
so take your clothes off kayleigh.
come on, like when you take a bath. don't make a deal out of it. you too, evan.
let's go.
it's time for you to stand where the hell i told you.
what's happened to -- how are you doing that?
who -- who are you?
yes.
i -- i won't.
just shut the hell up already! can't a man get a little goddman peace in his own home! oh, for christ's sake, now what?
don't suppose you're here to sell cookies?
now in this part of the story, robin hood just married maid marian and they have to kiss and stuff like grown-ups do.
hey kid, don't bother with the belt.
easy does it, evan! don't be a bad boy or i'll tell mommy you were naughty.
that's dangerous! you could blow your hands off!