you're such a retard! fat little baby, crying for mommy. i don't think evan gets to be in it -- i thought i was the bad guy! i thought i was the star. hold your horses, man. it's here somewhere. i saw it when i was a kid. i knew it had something to do with the army. let's blow the shit out of something! what did i say about mentioning that bitch? just blow something up? are you nuts? there's an art to mass destruction. would you just paint the mona lisa? no. besides, we're here already. here you go, buddy. the hell you aren't. anyone of us does it, you'll puss out and narc for sure. oh, for christ's sake, just do it, lenny. hurry! let's go! get him up, evan! come on! we were just building a fort in the woods when lenny freaked out. one minute he was fine, then he just froze up. right guys? wipe that sad-assed look off your face before you get us all busted. you see the way evan's mom was looking at you? don't ever bring that shit up again. not ever. not to me, not to kayleigh, or even lenny. the stupid fuck if he ever learns to talk again. understand? ever. she don't want to talk about it, anyway. do you kayleigh? there it is. let's go. holy shit! look at that fat fuck! you'd have to wipe his ass with a forklift! shut up, faggot. no one's talking to you! what the fuck are you doing?? look what you made me do! why don't you fucking kiss her, prince charming! drop it or i'll slit your mother's throat in her sleep. listen to me good, evan. there's a million other sisters in the world. you didn't have to fuck with mine. yeah, you do that, lenny. make one peep and i swear it'll be your last, motherfucker. c'mon! run!! lenny? come on! but i wanna see! get this "us" shit. as if i was gonna lay a hand on my own sister. you've done nicely for yourself, evan. nice friends, nice life, not to mention you're fucking my sister. not a bad piece of ass if i say so myself. aw, hey now, that was a compliment. it wasn't enough that the whole world loves you, but you had to take away the last person on earth who didn't think i was a piece of shit. right, evan. i believe you just said "sick fuck." listen to me good, evan. i'll save you lady! i did what you said, man! we're pooling our student funds with hillel house and we're going to have an awareness dance. you forgot to put the toaster on the edge. i'll get you changed. visiting hours are almost up. sorry, mrs. t. he's been out of sorts lately. he's just going through some tough times. i think i'll go check out the chapel.