i can't believe you did this.
a stereo system and a big screen tv as a present? you expect me to believe that? you know you're killing your mother with this.
why would you accept such extravagant gifts?
what is really going on here steven? are you on something?
you want to tell us the truth now
yes it is, and it's killing your mother. did you deliberately want to ruin our fortieth anniversary party on monday, steven?
i don't want to hear it. do you know the pain you out your mother through? you're lucky she didn't die of a heart attack.
just like you said you didn't steal that 'x-men' comic book when you were eight. then i found it in your underwear drawer.
this cost me a lot of money. you jump bail, and i swear i'll hire a bounty hunter to hunt you down.
steven, your mother and i had a long talk with your friend larry here when he came over to screw in the cable.
we owe you an apology. i didn't realize the seriousness of your problems. you're obviously going through some kind of personal hell and i need to be more understanding. we didn't get involved with things like that when i was your age.
i know we haven't been there for you lately but we're going to see you through this, 'cause we are a family. i love you.
no, but i like the sound of it.
i thought it was going to be schlong! whoops.
come on steven, don't be a stick in the mud.
hey, she's a grown woman. she can handle it.
steven, i really think you're over- reacting.
yeah, steven it seems like you're the one with the problem.