but you don't really mean it. maybe it won't stay in. let me just ask you a serious question first. aren't you worried you could die a virgin? on our way home, a drunken driver could hit us head on and send us flying through the windshield. terminate us instantly. we'd never experience what it means to make love. that wasn't me . well i'm trying to be real here and you're mocking me. you're being unfair. yes. unfair to me. stacy! i'm sorry. please get back in the car, stacy. stacy? stacy?!