be careful.
you know the insides of those are filled with stuff that gives you cancer.
i had a friend that used to chew glass for a living. in the circus.
no, he got hit by a bus.
well, that depends. do you have a bathroom?
i understand, but can i use it. i'm not that young anymore, so i'm kind of. you know. incontinent.
thanks son. say-what kind of toilet paper you got back there?
i'm not asking about the color. i mean is it rough or cottony?
rough, eh? oh, that stuff rips hell out of my hemorrhoids. say, would you mind if i took a roll of the soft stuff back there. i see you sell the soft stuff.
aw, c'mon boy. what's the difference? you said yourself the stuff that's there now is rough.
thanks son, you're a lifesaver.
say, young fella, you know i hate to bother you again, but can i take a paper or something back there. to read? it usually takes me a while, and i like to read while it's going on.
thanks, young man. you've got a heart of gold.
can i trouble you for one of those magazines?
no, i mean the ones there. behind the counter.
yeah. i like the cartoons. they make me laugh. they draw the biggest titties.
uh, can i have the other one. the one below this one. they show more in that one.
thanks son. i appreciate this.