well, sir -- it crashed. that, i can confirm. we've been here just about one hour. these events take months to analyze. so if you'll excuse me -- you'll be the first to know. let's have it. that's really, really interesting, but sounds like they got it wrong. next time you interrupt my work make sure it's something i can use. calling rocky mountain rescue -- come in, rocky mountain rescue -- over -- this is ross stuart, federal aviation administration -- please identify -- over -- we have an unconfirmed report of an air crash in your area, and a distress call on this frequency -- can you confirm -- over -- please repeat, rocky mountain rescue -- distress call was a false alarm? -- over -- not from you. thanks, rocky mountain rescue -- over and out -- i don't want to say i told you so. but i did. can i go back to work now? oh, give me a break. your pilot lost it when the flight started going south, and he bailed -- i've heard a thousand of these, wright -- whoever was at the stick is going to begin by screeching the lord's prayer and wind up screaming "oh, shit" at ground zero --