you need to get laid, frank. kennedy may not be qualified, but -- jackie's a babe -- and that's good enough for me. yeah, besides, alan here's writing a serious novel, aren't ya? you were just talking to ty cobb? maybe so, but -- he was the greatest baseball player of them all. so a woman goes into a bar with a duck under her arm, sits down next to a drunk who looks up and says, 'where'd you find that pig?' an' the woman says 'that's no pig, that's a duck.' an' the drunk says, 'i know, i was talking to the duck.' bored laughter and another hit on their everpresent drinks. al! we all been busy. or was he just one of the guys? helluva guy, eh?