barris and some suits watch from the booth as an octogenarian woman on stage sings "born free" in an impossibly high voice. jamie farr gongs the woman. the woman is angry. a vacuous host with great hair appears next to the woman. he seems genuinely agitated.
center-stage is empty. the band begins to play. the studio audience cheers.
barris on stage introducing an act. he is very confident.
barris dances onstage with gene gene the dancing machine.
a black guy with weird teeth and a speech impediment attempts stand-up. he looks petrified.
the rabid audience members chant, "chuckie baby, chuckie baby, chuckie baby"
barris on stage with red stocking hat.