hi!
chuck, this is mindy, one of my roommates.
have a seat.
so.  have you accepted the lord jesus christ as your savior, chuck?
i'm pregnant.
i can't be pregnant, chuck.
i can't believe you asked me that.
i hate you so much right now.
how? are you gonna marry me?
i'm not murdering my baby! i can't.  do that. please.
i can't i can't i can't i can't.