hi. i thought it was you. i'm glad to meet you because i wanted to tell you that i've seen the gong show and i think you are the most insidious and despicable force in entertainment today. how dare you subject the rest of the world to your loathsome view of humanity. what is it then? to mock some poor, lonely people who just crave a little attention in their lives. to destroy them. so everybody's not brilliantly talented. they're still people. they deserve respect and compassion. i mean, who the hell are you? what the fuck have you ever done that elevates you above the pathetic masses? oh, i forgot, you created the dating game. wow, right up there with the sistine chapel. i guess that's what gives you the right to.