i don't know who that is. i don't know what anything you say means. what? wha-at?! no. why should i? yeah, well. i hate strawberries. look, i know that's not true, so -- uchh. yech. it doesn't taste anything like strawberry, you creep. y'know, i'm gonna tell your mother what you just did. i did not! hello, is this chuck barris? oh, this is tuvia feldman. i don't know if you remember me -- i'm in town and i've been following your career and i wondered if you might want to get a drink. for old times sake. chuck? it's tuvia! remember? hi! you look great.