been there, done that, got the t-shirt.
y'know who'd make great astronomers? vampires. think about it; the perfect synthesis of career and lifestyle.
got a bogey, boss?
hydrogen times pi.  got it. strong sucker.
that can't be right; it's only twenty-six light years away.
air force isn't supposed to be on this frequency.
norad's not tracking any spacecraft in our vector including snoops; shuttle endeavor's in sleep mode.
confirming sidereal motion; whatever it is, it ain't local.
reading over a hundred janskys --
yeah -- yeah, just a sec --
forty-four stations worldwide now confirming the signal, sir.