c"mon, pops! what the hell? i coulda paid my mortgage with the money i just lost.
hurry it up, gramps. your soup's getting cold.
hey, busketti, maybe you should try shuffleboard.
uncle palsy? shake'em this direction.
good now throw it before you fucking keel over and die, old man.
happy birthday to me. happy birthday to me.  jesus, fuck, i'm another year older already.
don't take it so hard, pops. everybody craps out.
now go change your fucking depends.