i'm known as the siren of all seven seas the breaker of hearts by the bay. so, if you go swimmin' with bow-legged women, i might steal your weak heart away. beware of old oysters, too large in the chest, let's banish them from the buffet. i'm far more nutritious did i hear a banshee? this mermaid enchantress, will send sailors swooning --oh--! ready to break a leg, miriam?