i'm glad you called, but i'm not here. can you leave me a message? unless you're trying to sell something, because i'm absolutely not interested. but if you're not .
 then just .  oh, wait .  time's up -
hey. did you try to call?
i was sleeping in.
just a minute.
alright, alright, jesus .
 calm down, what the hell .
oh. my. god.
is this your new look or something?
it's .  completely appalling. very you, chev.
are you looking for my other boyfriend?
no. why?
what are you talking about? don't be such a freak.
actually, i'm glad you're here. can you change the clock on the microwave?
i never changed it back.
yeah. i never changed it back. you know, daylight savings time.
that's sweet. are you ok? you look like you're on drugs or something.
yes.
what is it? what's wrong?
but .  i .
oh darn! i forgot, the waffle iron's on if you want to make one.
you're so stressed out, do you want some pot?
what's the matter?
come on, let me see .
that was just totally uncalled for.
fine.
oh darn.  the thing.
the waffle thing. i forgot to turn it off.
hello?
nice one.
you know, i could use a little help here.
where's your car?
hm. so why are we here?
for me?
i don't understand.
mob hits, chev? chinese poison? do you know how ridiculous you sound? if you're going to break up with me, at least you can tell me the truth.
chev, you're scaring me.
no.
what?
help what?
get off! are you kidding me?
no!
stop it!
oh my god, chev!
you filthy animal .
take me right here in front of everyone.
what are you waiting for?
tell me you're joking. now you can't get it up?
god damn it, chev !
oh god.  oh god.  yes.
what???
what's the matter with you?!!
no. chev. i do not understand.
you'll burn in hell for this!!!
don't talk to me like that!! my boyfriend kills people!!!
i had to see if you were telling the truth.  oh, and you have my purse.
darn it, i forgot to take my birth control pill.
my stuff.
you weren't lying.
no, i mean: that you were going to give it all up for me.
and the other part?
then.  that means.
how can we stop it?
his will get you going.
come on, let's finish what you started.
are they.  ok?
how can you.  how can you do that?
what's the matter?
i hate television.
but.  you said.
do you promise?
 leave a message.