did i ever tell you i've been struck by lightning seven times. once, when i was fixing a leak on the roof. once, when i was crossing the road to get the mail. did i ever tell you i was struck by lightning seven times? once, when i was in a field tending to my cows. did i ever tell you i've been struck by lightning seven times. once i was sitting in my truck listening to the radio. did i ever tell you i was struck by lightning seven different times. once, i was walking my dog along a country road. i'm blind in the one eye. i can't hardly hear. i get twitches and shakes out of nowhere. i lose my line of thought. but you know what. god, for some reason, keeps on sending me a wake-up. it's his way of reminding me i'm lucky to be alive. storm's comin'.