did i ever tell you i've been struck by lightning seven times. once, when i was fixing a leak on the roof.
once, when i was crossing the road to get the mail.
did i ever tell you i was struck by lightning seven times? once, when i was in a field tending to my cows.
did i ever tell you i've been struck by lightning seven times. once i was sitting in my truck listening to the radio.
did i ever tell you i was struck by lightning seven different times. once, i was walking my dog along a country road.
i'm blind in the one eye. i can't hardly hear. i get twitches and shakes out of nowhere.  i lose my line of thought.  but you know what.  god, for some reason, keeps on sending me a wake-up.  it's his way of reminding me i'm lucky to be alive.  storm's comin'.