so, needless to say, i understand your situation. my old lady, she took off and left me with the kids five years ago. that bitch. but i'm not bitter or anything. i found me a good day care and moved on with my life. you should too.
of course it's hard, sometimes feels like you're in prison, but you gotta be a man.  stand up for yourself.  provide for your family.
me? i'll put ya to work. some long hours, but it all pays off. keeps you off the welfare system if ya know what i mean.
i'd rather pay you than pay the government to pay you. you can start monday.
here's the number to the day-care. tell them you know me, they'll cut you a break.
so, how was your first week?
now you're talking.
pretty good, huh?
don't spend it all in one place.
it's the american way. this country was founded on low paying, back breaking, long hour jobs. why, work like this makes you a bona fide patriot. ya gotta love it.
where are you going? what will you do?
you'll never make it without me!