this is an addictive amphetamine with time-space distortion, delusions of grandeur -- or maybe they're real -- tending to be impulsive, sometimes violent behavior. psychotropic adaptation for late monopoly capitalism. it's illegal, and you can buy it on any street corner. this increases energy, attention, cognitive powers, yet with a smooth, almost opiate-like emotional surface. ideal for the post-political, post- rationalist global marketplace and 24 hour lifestyles. it's completely legal and can only get it here, in my lab. nobel prizes are for wussies. i'm on it now. it's like cocaine only better. want some? your mistake. this is designed for the top end of the market. for people who want to master reality, not avoid it. because it's synthetic, you don't grow it, refine it, or -- best of all -- import it. with a million dollars, i could produce enough for a limited market at about two bucks a pop. but then with five million, or better yet ten, the cost would drop to thirty cents, and we'd have enough for the whole world.