snow. holy shit, snow! do you know what this means? do you guys realize exactly what this means? he's getting married. and we're nuts! what do you think, sal? jesus, you think we'd miss this? and we want you to know, sal, that any help you might need-- hit it, nick! hey, guys. look at that, see. watch. wait a minute, watch. there! d'j'u see that? d'j'u see the way he. you know what that guy is doing? that guy is squeezing her ass! oh well! what do you mean oh well?! the guy is actually. he did it again! that's what he's doing. he. he's reaching in, john, to her --! i'll kill him! i'm gonna kill him right now. bullshit! that's bullshit! i'll betcha! that's bullshit and i'll betcha! you're fulla shit! i'll betcha! i'll betcha. i'll betcha twenty dollars! get 'em! for christ sake, get 'em! i'll get it! where is it? there, albert! hit it there! man, let's go hunting!. where are they? get out of here, damn you! go home!. scat!. shoo! bastards! assholes! get lost! here, here! this is it! here! this is it! it is too! now you passed it! that isn't it! there's no way that's it. unless they changed it. they might have changed it. they changed it. that's what they did. this is it but they changed it. this is it. definitely. this is it, but they changed it. who's full of shit? i'm telling you, they changed it! they did too! merle, hey merle, you got any socks? never mind, merle. never mind, i got 'em. where the hell are my pants? anyone see my pants?. who the hell took my pants! somebody took my pants. i know i brought pants. all right. all right, you guys. whoever took my pants, i want 'em back! then lemme have 'em. no!!!? what do you mean, no??? some fuckin' friend. you're some fuckin' friend, merle! you're one fuckin' bastard, merle. you know that? you're one fucking bastard! you know what i think? there's times i think you're a goddamn faggot!. i fixed you up a million times, merle! i fixed him up a million times! i don't know how many times i fixed him up. and nothin' ever happens. zilch! zero!. the trouble with you, merle, no one knows what you're talking about! "this is this"? what does that mean, "this is this"? i mean is that some faggot bullshit, or is that some faggot bullshit!!! and if it isn't, what the hell is it??? take last night! last night he coulda had twenty fuckin' deer! more! he coulda had more! and look what he does! i mean look what he fuckin' does!!! nothin' to it, asshole! piece o' fuckin' cake! this is him. i'm telling you, this is nick! so he's in the next one, albert. i mean take it easy. i mean you're driving everybody nuts! you okay? it's gonna be the next one. okay? it's gotta be the next one. i mean it's gotta be! right, albert? it's gotta! what the --! nick? jesus, nick! where the hell were you? we were all set -- beer, broads. right? am i right? fuckin' guy's been shooting slants, albert! i mean, what do you think? what do you think? you think he's been picking flowers? fuckin' guy's been saving your ass, albert. everybody's ass! even in europe! same old thing. hey, same like always. nothing's changed. albert is getting fat. yeah. i did. yeah. what the hell. aw, it's a long story! well. you remember cynthia? that's who. what's it for?? hey, nick, i mean. this here is for the guy that gets caught! here's to nick, you guys. he did his part. he did. what hadda be done. and so he did it. and here he is!!! hey, nick. how's it feel, huh? how's it feel to be back? i mean, i guess you still think about nam. right? i mean -- hey, nick, you ever do it with one of those slants? no! oh, jesus! you're kiddin'! six or eight. and they go wild? you're full of shit! and i believed you! i oughta punch you out! i oughta! hey. hey, let's go huntin'! albert! hey, albert! let's go huntin'. what do you say? nick? what do you say? just like always! just like it always was! right, nick? am i right? squire albert. let's go!!! what are you, kiddin'? are you kiddin' me, albert? twenty times i coulda had her! she! one time she begged me, practically begged me. listen, i had her tit, which was out, in one hand, and my other hand. you know that mole on the inside of her right leg? well, i was past that mole, way past that mole, and i was -- nice shootin', you guys. not bad. not half bad. 'course how could you miss, right? twenty, maybe thirty feet. i mean, if i'd'a been where you guys were -- i got this one!!! this one's mine!!! i got this one!!! this one's mine!!! hold your fire! i got this one!!! i got it! i got this one! gun! gimme gun!!! where's it gone? i got it! hey, you guys, i got it!!! who? who is? i know! i fuckin' know! i do!!! she does not! in case!!! the gun's in case!!! she might!!! she might do it, albert, but you can't fuckin' tell me that she does!!! say that one more time!. say it!!! go on, say it!!! what the hell was that! what did you think? did you think it was loaded! the fuck i did!!! what do you think? you think i don't know!!! you want to say a few words, nick? i think you should. like that would wind things up. quiet!. quiet!!!. awright, everybody, nick has a few words. john! play something!