argyle. i'm your limo driver. hey, nice bag.
do i? i'm sorry. you're gonna have to help me, man. this is my first time driving a limo.
just kick back and relax, man. we got everything you need: cd, cb, tv, vhs, telephone, full bar.
if your friend is hot to trot. i know a couple of mama bears. . or is he married?
the girl was off today. hey, i didn't expect you to sit up front. so, your lady live out here?
meanwhile, you still live in new york?
hey, i'm sorry. when i was a cabdriver, see, people expected a little chit chat, a little eccentricity and comaraderie, i forgot how stuck up you limo guys were, so excuse me.
so, you divorced of what?
but meant her moving here.
so, why didn't you come?
you mean you thought she wouldn't make it out here and she'd come crawling on back, so why bother to pack?
mind if i play some tunes?
that is christmas music.
so, you go on upstairs to the party, your lady sees you, you run into each other's arms. music comes up, you live happily ever after, that it?
what is it don't work out that way? where you gonna stay?
tell you what. i'll pull into the parking garage and wait. you score with your wife give me a call on the car phone and i'll leave your bags inside at the desk. you strike out.  i'll get you to a hotel.
just remember that when you sign for the tip. they're paying for it, so don't be shy.
hey, john, what's the word on you and your lady?
what?. mr. mac, you there?
well, call me back, john. you got the number.
i'm working, honey. working hard. 'course i'll be by later to pick you up, have i ever lies to you? my boss? he thinks i'm cruising to palm springs.
what else is new?
holy shit.
tell 'em, mr. mac! tell 'em!
where's the camera when you need them?
if this is their idea of christmas i gotta be there for new year's.