so, what brings you here? you want to talk politics. talk! oh, the usual sacrifical lamb. probably sylvia roland. she just lost her husband, she needs to meet new people. why? well, i want to run too -- but with this plastic hip, it's not gonna happen. tommy breaks up. in spite of himself, he's charmed by the salty old babe. yeah, that's what my son says. but does he call? anyway, what makes you think a group of alter cockers are gonna support a man who hasn't clipped his first nose hair yet? no, no. a democrat can win. a republican can win. a silver fox can only make a symbolic point. if. if. ven die bubbah halla tsehen qulishkes, het gehaya zadeh. where the hell did you learn to speak yiddish? no kidding. you knew the rudolf valentino of dade county? maybe not in gin, but in politics, young man, you need money to win, you need a name to win, you. what, you're an athlete, a movie star? i don't get out as much as i used to. you're not on mtv, are you? jeff johnson. well, that's a name even our alzheimer's group will remember. still, for a full-up campaign, we'd need materials, we'd need ads. don't "ladies!" me, you dick! the camera lights go on.