your honor, i would like to bring to the court's attention the contemporary broadway musical "hair" in which cast members disrobe and appear naked on the stage.
your honor.  any difference from the miami nightclubs where comedians frequently incorporate profanity into their acts
there has not been one shred of evidence: 300 photographs and not one shows a thing; not reliable testimony, nothing but hysterical heresay
this is a major first amendment violation by the police and politicians of miami. every witness they've brought has admitted under oath to not actually seeing the client's genitals -- except one who.
we can drag this appeal out for years, we can keep you out of jail.