hey, amber, y'get my smokes?
oh shit!
oh.  how quickly they grow up. hey, if they ask you to take off your shirt, get the money first.
oh, jesus h. christ!
you could be quiet.
hi.
it's just the guys that are. you know, makin' the movie about the pageant. i told you about kem.
this here's loretta.
no. you just missed her. amber got called in to the bone gardens tonight. you just missed her. she's in a helluva mood today, anyways.
loretta, shut it.
shut it up, loretta.
why don't you paint a big red target on your ass, loretta.
"most smartest?" oh, that's good, loretta. make sure you get a picture of that. "most smartest." we're cuttin you off and sendin' you home.
i'll be right back. see ya later.
you don't know where this is gonna.
don't fall for it. she lives two trailers down.
go on home, loretta. come on. go on, the party's over.
ruined a brand-new pair of lee press- ons. well, i sat down for a beer and ka- blewey! next thing i know, somethin' blows through my kitchen window. next thing i know, i'm ass up in loretta's flower bed.
i shoved your tap shoes in my jeans before i was blown outta the house, honey. check with the guy who cut my pants off. he should have kem.
oh-jesus-mary-n-joseph, she's pregnant! if you are - come back, sweetie. mommy wants to talk, then kill you!
go on! get out!
i ain't lettin' go ktil you tell me what's up. i'm reaching' a point where i'd kill someone for the nicotine on their fingernails.
what?!
would yous boys excuse us a second? loretta, you too.
you're not goin' through this again? you? you're not the one who knows how jiffy pop feels.
let me tell you "scary," amber. look at me. do you wanna look like you been rode hard and put away wet at my age? i'm a "lifer" here. best i can hope for is to end up in a descent "raisin ranch" where they'll change me twice a day.
honest to god, if i got to do it over? i'd start walkin' outta this town the minute i took my first step. practically the only thing i wouldn't do different is have you.
it's me. i just don't want this to be the thing you'd do over. this pageant's your ticket outta here. i know you can win, amber.
"bad wirin'?!" well, if that ain't the biggest crock-a-shit ever. ooowwww-jesus! did k-mart have a sale on dull needles?
shit.
we was robbed.
we was robbed.
they told me to practice.
my little carol burnett.