nope. no. uh-uh. never judged a pageant before in my life. nope. no way. never around young girls. even if i was, why would i wanna be, y'know? i-i-i don't get off on that kinda thing and that's really why you're askin', right? s-someone say somethin'?
i'm just out here watching the young girls - contestants - like the rest of my friends and neighbors.
oh, this is just a. camera. i keep it in the glove compartment for car accidents. insurance.  you guys got a camera and no one's accusin' you of anything, right?
uh, i-i guess i could answer that. yep. we're ready. so, we should probably get the young girls in here, then. y'know, to start the interviews.
d-do you like to swim?
what the hell is she trying to say? say it!
uh, we're gonna, y'know, compare scores and uh, figure out a-a winner. kcause we don't know the winner yet.  i mean, i-i don't know who jean and harold picked. no idea. did gladys send you in here?
no you don't! shut your goddamn mouth, you son-of-a-bitch!!
you shut it! you goddamn retard!
for fuck's sake, why didn't ya leave him with a sitter?