we're not allowed to tell a dirty joke hail, hail, freedonia
if we should choose to chew, we'll be pursued -
if you should make him cross, he'll toss you for a loss. if anyone gets fresh with him, he'll show him who's the boss.
so everyone beware who's crooked or unfair; no one must take a bit of graft unless he gets his share.
the husband steps outside; relinquishes his bride; we stand him up against the wall and take him for a ride.