this is the hotel danbury's presidential suite, gentlemen. it's normally reserved for royalty, visiting dignitaries, and illustrious stars of stage and take it.
very good, sir. are there any bags you'd like sent up?
i wasn't talking about ladies.
sir, i meant your luggage.
i'll bring you a menu.
yes, sir!
i brought you your newspaper and some champagne, gentlemen. unfortunately, we didn't seem to have the, um, label you requested.
you have a rapier wit, sir. i took the liberty of bringing a comparable substitute: dom perignon.
thank you so much, sir.
where are you two headed?
why not right here?
oh, i think we might be able to find you a free room somewhere -- after all, like you once told me, we're all from the same mold. you just don't have any dough right now.
absolutely. we'll just slide you into one of the employee rooms.
provided, of course, you don't mind working one or two afternoons a week.