so far.
who?
eddie? .
are the tv people with you?
send him away.
no.
no. it's a mess.
eddie, how could you do it? your brother's girlfriend.
he made a mistake.
no. maybe he's watching. tell him you're sorry. tell him you'11 stay away from that girl.
i know you. this shari is a passing fancy.
i don't know. she's living with that "entertainer".
mm.
oh my god!
oh my god!!
euuw.
i can't believe you're taking his side.
i told you the facts! he abandoned us -- those are the facts.
he ran away after i threw him out. how much is a new coil?
yes.
both.
he had girlfriends!
i don't care what he says. look, i don't need to relive this. on television!
all right -- do you want to know the truth? i took you and marcia and ray to my sister's on the train for the weekend and you all got chicken pox. so i took you home a day early and there was your father with a woman in our bed. okay?
he.  apologized, he begged me. he can be very.  charming when it suits his purpose.
she could've been a nurse.
she had white shoes.
what's the difference?
he was no good. do you remember how he used to scream at me? you used to cover your ears with dinner rolls.
also, no job was ever good enough for him. "small potatoes, small potatoes." al, you remember --
he had a woman in my own bed! and how dare you call him "dad" in front of al. this is your father. this is who was there for you when you needed someone.
and what did he come back now for?
hank! all of a sudden. because now you're famous and he can get something from you. i don't wan you to become a victim like marcia. not that you're a victim, honey. you're not. life's just been a little hard on you, sweetie.
eddie.
i'm at the hospital.
he's dead! eddie, he's dead! it was his heart.
st. joseph's.
al! how did you --
i'm fine. i .
it was horrible. he called me up.
hank! he said he wanted to talk to me to apologize for everything he begged -- he cried. so i went to this horrible hotel he was staying in.  i felt so sorry for him --
what?
to you? in front of him? with the.
oh my god! on tv!
one thing led to another. he was my husband once.
do you think it's been easy for me? it's been years. al can't have sex.
don't tell al. he doesn't know.
ed! how did you know i was here?
why shouldn't i be in a place like this? i'm a whore!
i'm a tramp meet your new father. the whole nation is laughing at us!
i'm a whore! your bathrooms are filthy!
you're both good boys.