look at this -- people are getting married, they're getting married.
we're falling behind.
you know who we are?
we're the guys who clean up after the parade.
i was at this comedy club last week and this comedian says "if you're over thirty and your job requires you to wear a name tag, you screwed up your life." and i'm laughing and then i realize i wear a nametag.
your brother's here.
oh, that thing. yeah. did you hear about this?
oh, jesus!
yeah. you did good. what's wrong?
oh -- so i'm just, what -- a poor substitute?
no! don't -- oh, wow.
no more calls, we have a winner.
i'm trying to remember.
i feel that ed is the apotheosis of a prevailing american syndrome. it used to be that someone became famous because they were special. now people are considered special just for being famous. fame, itself, is now a moral good in this country. it's its own virtue.
look, you put anybody on tv sixteen hours a day, at some point they're going to wind up rolling off a table on to a cat. i mean with no privacy, there's no.  dignity.
when? today?
oh right, right! she fell down, like a.
right, right.
right.
oh.