what happened? you described this "crazy-kooky" family who'd be a million laughs on tv? they're gonna mock our foibles. our foibles, our foibles! everyone has foibles. then the whole country sees them on tv and mocks them. then we have. mocked foibles. look, my life is not so great, that i want it shown on television. and neither is yours. how? what does that have to do with. ? ed. what are you doing? cliff is here. he's performing. i wanted you to see him. ed, he needs a break. you don't know what kind of bad luck he's had -- for god sakes, you said two words about some lousy pizza joint, the guy's a millionaire now. this could be my whole future we're talking about. hi, i'm ed's sister. that's not funny!!