brothers and sisters, we've reached a special part of the service. the baptism of our new members! if the congregation will oblige, we'd like to adjourn and reconvene at emma dubois's back yard.
do you accept the lord jesus christ as your savior?
do you reject satan and all his works?
do you repent for all your sins?
lord no! the man's drowning!
help! help!!!
dear jesus, please forgive us!
the script refers on numerous occasions to graverobbing. now we find the concept of digging up consecrated ground highly offensive. it's blasphemy.
mr. wood!
that's not an answer.
doesn't this strike you as a bit morbid?
this is our choir director. he's gonna play the young hero.
i thought this was a group effort.
mr. wood? what do you think you're doing?!
remove that get-up immediately. you shame our lord.
b-but it's our money --