mr. wood?!
mr. wood, this is mr. reynolds, your landlord. could you please open up?
mr. wood, you have bounced your third and final rent check.
hmm, so you're in the picture business?
i'm interested in the picture business. my associates and i wish to produce a series of uplifting religious films, on the apostles. but unfortunately, we don't have enough money.
oh! our church has the money for one film. we just don't have it for all twelve.
would that work?
graverobbers from what??
i don't know.  this is all a lot to absorb.
um, i understand that this science friction is popular -- but don't the big hits always have big stars?
lugosi??! didn't be pass on?
just, it doesn't look like very much.
oh my god, i dropped him --
what do we do?!
before we start shooting, mr. wood, we have a few questions --
yes, about that title, it strikes us as very inflammatory. why don't we change it to "plan nine from outer space"?
what'd you give him all the lines for?? he's unintelligible!
"perfect"? mr. wood, do you know anything about the art of film production?!
that cardboard headstone tipped over. this graveyard is obviously phony!
oh, you wanna talk about the "big picture"?! how 'bout that the policemen arrive in the daylight, but now it's suddenly night???
not like that, you're not!
yes?