listening to w.f.r.e. freedom radio. we've put aside the u.f.o.'s and conspiracy theories.
 for some down home talk back with our own mayor: wade hale.
lucky? i think most of us are insulted that some outsiders think our town is a perfect place to dump toxic waste.
isn't this just your latest get- rich quick scheme?
your mall has more employees than customers.
and your ostrich ranch?
they say money doesn't buy happiness.
it would be nice to get the message out. let people know the aliens walk among us.
we have a surprise guest in the studio.
good morning, prosperity, nevada. it's another beautiful day on the frontier.
no charges have been filed in yesterday's fracas between chris mccormick and wade hale. and we've got.
 i'm saying the invasion has already occurred. the aliens are among us. but they've taken common forms. they hide in plain sight.
what happened?
now that's great radio!
the aliens!
stop! take us with you!
my antenna.
i could climb up to the top. i bet i could get a signal out.
i've got a signal!
i'm calling from prosperity nevada! we're being attacked by giant spiders! the entire town has been overrun!
they didn't believe me!
there was a massive explosion! everybody's dead!
she hung up on me!
defend the human race!