why does he have all those things? you're givin' me nightmares. u.p.s. brought this to the station. better late than never. is that the one you wanted? what's wrong? i told him to send batteries. hang on. party's over, gentlemen. off the bikes. i told you not to act like kamikazes. especially with ashley riding behind. that is unacceptable, bret. you just bought yourself a reckless. get in the car, ashley. now. over my dead body. the next time you put my daughter's life in danger, i'll show you exactly how little that means to me. i want both wheels on the ground. i can always count on you, mike. this bad girl act doesn't suit you, ash. that's what scares me. i told you to keep this with you. a mother's job is to protect her children. i'd like to. but you keep skipping classes to go to the dunes with bret. i don't hate him. i just want you to have a future. i thought you wanted to get out of town. go to med school. thanks for the flashback. uh-oh. that's enough! i heard. let's all calm down. don't take another step. i'm trying to keep the peace. it's okay. what are you talking about? where did you learn that it's okay to talk to me like this? work it, babe. it's all yours. you still want a ride, mike? have fun. now what? quiet! quiet please! i had spiders at my house too. we need an exterminator not a sheriff. i don't know, travis. we're gonna keep an eye out. but we're not gettin' anywhere like this. you should go back out there and look for your animals. if they haven't shown up by tonight. i'll call fish and game. okay? i can't do this right now, mike! everyone's having pest problems! maybe he's out looking for his spiders? mike. i've got missing pets. spiders in the plumbing. rats and mice coming out of basements. and your sister's about to end up on a milk carton. i can't have you losing. hello? wade. wait a second. your ostriches? coyotes? all this happened last night? what about him? how's the ostrich business? you've got that new hummer. you must be makin' enough to pay for it. these birds are insured. right? come on, mike. let's hit it. if i find anything i'll let you know. so you can fill out that insurance form. mike? what are you talking about? have you been overdosing your ritalin? nothing yet. i'm sorry. we're still trying to get. let me call you back. this has been one crazy day. we've got missing pets, dead ostriches. god only knows what's next. i wanted to ask you. have you noticed anything strange in the mines? i had spiders in my house. hector had roaches in his basement. some mice. were they running away from something? are you asking me out on a date? my kids are the world to me, chris. when their dad left. it really took a toll. on all of us. i can't go through that again. i won't. maybe she got out. why don't you come home with me? we'll get you cleaned up. is bret here? then why is his truck out front? what do you mean? what happened? mike, please. now isn't the time. what is this? no. that's a piece of cactus. look. it's covered with spines. giant tarantulas? i guess i should watch more 'oprah.' it must be a textbook 'no-dad' kind of thing. all jason cared about was getting out and starting over. i guess that included buying a new wardrobe. i'm sorry, chris. it wasn't about spending the gold, it was about finding it. they look great. ever used one of these? i'm sorry i didn't believe you. calm down, baby. i won't let anything happen to you. we need to warn people. good one. we'll go to harlan's. it's okay. we need to make an emergency broadcast. is this thing on? hello? this is sam palmer. we have an emergency situation. a pack of rabid coyotes is loose in town. they are extremely dangerous. arm yourselves with any weapons you can find. stay together and head for the mall. the walls are concrete and the exits have steel gates. we could hold an entire army of giant spiders from inside. not giant spiders! i meant to say. your keys? go ahead. i've got your butt. your back! i've got your back! how can we spot them? open this goddamn door! the gates! close the gates! shut the other entrances! you pump the slide to jack in a fresh round. point at your target and squeeze. try not to cut yourself. me? i don't have that many handcuffs. you're not goin' back out there, pete. none of us are. are you sure you can handle this? i'll do my best. uhh. do you want to go out sometime? dinner? maybe a movie? no way. let's stay together, guys. move it! oh my god. ashley! mike! did you get help?! is anybody coming!? chris! not today. what are you going to do?! hurry! hold that thought. which way do we go? can you get us out of here? where did you see it, mike? you put all of us at risk. i think our lives are worth a little more than that. that one just moved! is it real? you saved my life. spiders! we have to get out! where did you get an idea like that!? and the toxic waste. what about you? he has a cute butt. don't you think? keep going! banzai! i don't have any power! come on! chris!