to the american people - it is time to rise up and demand the surrender of the president and his corrupt theocracy of lies and terror.
today is day one of a brand new world. the days of the empire are finished. to the president - my father, you know what this is.
you know what it will do. unless you abdicate your throne by tomorrow night, i will use it - on you.
it will be in my hands - and the hands of my lover.
yes, my lover. my man. the only real man i've ever known. i'm on my way to his arms.
cuervo! latoya jackson just won best actress.
you said i could hold it.
who's that?
he doesn't look like his picture. i bet he's fake.
are we going to eat soon? i'm starved.
ooww!
it's that weird guy again.
lemme go!
my.  father sent you.  didn't he? he sent you to kill me.
didn't he?
don't take it back. don't give it to him. please. let me have it.
no!
cuervo?
i tried.
yes.
now we're even, snake.
what do i do?
snake, look.