i took joel to walk on charles river with me last night. it was so beautiful and charming. joel was nervous about stepping onto the ice, but he wanted to please me so much -- he's so sweet -- that he came out after me. we lay down right in the center and watched the stars. he took my hand and said "i could.
 and we made love right on the ice. it was absolutely freezing on my ass! it was wonderful.
what took you so long?
hmmm. do you miss me?
ha ha! you said, i do. i guess that means we're married.
tomorrow night.  honeymoon on ice.
yeah?
i probably got the same thing as you.
maybe it's true then. it's my voice on the tape.
i know. i spoke to my friend magda.
joel, we've fucked. we've made love. like a million times. and we were so sweet and shy and inept with each other last night. isn't that lovely?
come over here, sweetheart. please.
hey, lover. whatcha doing?
god, i can't believe i ever hated you.
guess what i'm wearing.
your dried cum.