jeannie! i found jack!
you look terrible.
you and me, buddy. we know how to live.
maybe i dont say it enough but you moving in next door to me.
i read somewhere that the suicide rate doubles during the holidays.
trouble at work?
its not kate, is it?
just keep saying it, jack, like a mantra.
look, you fit the profile exactly. thirties, house, kids, financial responsibilities. you start thinking. this isnt the life i dreamt about. wheres the romance, wheres the joie de vivre? suddenly, every lingerie ad in the newark star ledger represents a life you cant have.
you made a choice, jack, a promise to your wife. maybe sometimes it seems like you gave up the world, but look what you got.
good thinking, bill. have another drink. hell be lucky if he lives through the night.
jesus, jack, this is a league match, for gods sake!
youre right. why am i so competitive!? compensation, i guess. look, just focus, jack. you can still pick up the spare.
okay, pete, youre up.
hey jack, youre all flush. i guess that seventy-one took a lot outta you.
she is relentless.
she said that?
oh yeah.  what is it about you?
whoa. whoa. wait a second, jack. youre not actually gonna cheat on kate?
look, maybe im not as good a consigliere as you are but you have to trust me on this one. a little flirtations harmless but youre playing with fire here. the fidelity bank and trust is a tough creditor. you make a deposit somewhere else, they close your account forever.
screw the rules. im talking about the choice.
all im saying it there isnt a guy in union county who wouldnt give his left nut to be married to kate.
jesus, bill, this thing is an antique. dont you even have image stabilization?
so jack, its your wifes birthday, got anything to say to her?
hey, you cant park that thing here.
i dont care if youre tim allen with your fancy car and all your tools, you still cant park here.
howd you know my name?
i never won anything in bowling.
of course. jack campbell. i went to high school with you. you played baseball, right? youre doing well.
you never really talked to me. i wanted to talk to you, man.