do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god?
what're you? a thirty-eight long?
oy vay! oy vay! superior court of los angeles is now in session. and here he is.  direct from a triumphant one-week engagement in las vegas circuit court.  the honorable.  the venerable.  the totally irrepressible.  judge harlan skan- kyyyyyyy!
recess is over! let's go.  move it, move it, move it!
do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you god?
attention courtroom shoppers! all trial evidence now on sale. forty to sixty percent off all exhibits! everything must go!