don't touch anything. you bond with it.  you buy it. whatdya want?
yeah. for what purpose?
right. they all say that.
yeah. sure. i bet. how do i know you're not the kind of guy who punches out parakeets? or takes some poor defenseless animal, throws it in a sack and runs over it with your car five or six times.
boy, i would. they're driving me crazy!
shuddup!
okay.  tell me more about this broad you're married to. i like to match people with the pets they deserve.