hey, man, we got rights! don't you be layin' no deleterious malfeasance on us.
you should try to be more sensitive, man. more romantic. bring her flowers.
try to understand how she feels. after all.
she may be weary.  women do get weary.  wearing that same old shabby dress.  but when she's weary.  try a little ten-der-ness.
we'll do our own paperwork, man!