hi! i'm jeff and i'm eight years old. didja know if ya put a penny on the track it'll make the train crash? no kiddin'! you ever been in a wreck? my uncle has. lotsa times. it's really neat. everybody gets creamed! all bloody guts.  heads ripped off and stuff.  hey.  wanna hear my song "great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts"?
hi! i'm jeff and i'm eight years old. didja know if ya put a penny on the track it'll make the train crash?
yes it is.
great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts.  mutilated monkey meat.  chopped up dirty birdie's feet.  one pint jar of all-purpose porpoise pus.  cooked in a mulligan stew.
french fried eyeballs and ugly scabs you wanna pick.  stuff to make your mother sick.  dog poop on a stick.  puke and snot all mixed together in a pot.
oh boy! here comes the tunnel!
great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts.  mutilated monkey meat.  itsy-bitsy birdie feet.  great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts.  and me without a spoon!
that lady paid me two bucks to sing it to him!