mr. crumley.  you cannot chew gum in my courtroom.  unless you have enough for everyone.
bailiff. pass these out.
and don't forget the jury.
mr. ravine.  please approach the bench.
you're not running for congress here, so knock off the speeches and quit inciting these brainless morons! now pick up the pace and wrap this son- of-a-bitch up! call your first witness.
mr. ravine.
i'm dismissing this case on the grounds of improper grammar.
i know, i know. it's a technicality. but it's the kind of technicality that makes the american legal system what it is today! court's adjourned!