right here. the judge decided to skip arraignment and take milo direct to trial. you're six minutes late, but don't sweat it. you got judge allen. he's always eleven minutes late.
i suggest you try lemming versus florida, 1956.  where the guy jumped in the water and everybody followed.
really?
two years, seven months, twenty-three days, nineteen hours.  . six minutes and fifty-two seconds. . fifty-three.  fifty-four.  fifty- five.  fifty-six.
never. but that's okay. i don't need a raise. in fact.  i was thinking of giving you a rebate on my salary.
i'm okay, i'm okay. i just get a bit.  claustrophobic.  in the bathroom.
wear the blue one.
i'll get that.
it's getting late. i'll give you a ride home, ned.
i'll tow you.
i should call someone to fix this.
i'll call from home.
my god, ned.  you look like you were hit by a bus.
max shady's mother.
sure.
oh my god, ned.
don't you realize, ned?.  you could be in real danger.
extreme peril. you know, the risk of personal bodily harm.
your insurance file. but the policy's missing. did you take it home?
oh, wait a second.
yes.  i know. it's okay. i'm just a little.  pre-menstrual.
that lola cain.  "person".  stopped by. she left this!
oh gee, you shouldn't have.
she called. wondered why you never came home last night. i told her you were working with a client, undercover.
were you?
there's lipstick on your collar.
no.  there isn't. but you answered my question. she's a real looker, huh?
lola cain.
yeah, i noticed how you hadn't noticed. that's alright. she noticed enough for both of us.
i worry about you, ned. i worry a lot. max shady's been faxing death threats to you all morning.
did you get to the one?
yeah.  that one.
wait. it might be him.
from my purse.
handing it to you.
you shoot it. a bullet comes out. gosh, ned, after all your years as a cop, i'd think you'd know these things.
is this another sick joke from max shady?
lola cain.
i'll put these in water for you.
it's not important. i just had one last year.
oh no no! it's no big thing. i'll have another one sometime.
you're so sweet. you don't have to. you gave me a present last year. those lovely ginzu knives.
what's he thinking when he looks at me with that goofy smile?
if i told him how i really feel, he'd probably fire me. what am i saying? he probably doesn't even know i exist.
i guess i'll just have to wait. but he's married. i could wait forever. than again.  maybe lana will get hit by a runaway truck. there's always a chance that.
that's alright. i was just rambling.
no, no, really.  you first.
oh, uh.  i just wanted to remind you about.
in santa barbara.
he's so cute. he can't even look me in the eye.
what is it, ned? you can tell me.
really?
oh.  wow.  golly.
gosh.  that might be okay.
they're just doing their job.
yep. both of 'em.
yes. it's a death threat that max shady faxed to you on the day he was released from prison.
ned.  did you ever consider that maybe you don't know women as well as you think you do?
no you didn't!
i don't believe it! she just bought her gun back! the gun she used to kill a man!
ned! i'm glad you're here. i have so much to tell you.
thanks.  i brought my own.
a lottery ticket and a laundry receipt. i found them in the pocket of that suit you wore the night you were working under cover with a client.
you remember that night, don't ya ned? then it hit me. lottery starts with l-o. laundry starts with l-a. l- o.  l-a. lola.
don't sweat it. it's the way a woman's mind works.
fine. then i remembered you told me some guy named frank had been working on your wife's car for two months. you with me so far?
well back it up. you probably took a wrong turn. remember your insurance policy.  the one we couldn't find? i started thinking, who else had access to it beside you and me? the answer came up.  lana. and since she's a woman, it's probably hidden right here.
ned, lana wasn't trying to save your life when she shot max shady. she and frank were plotting to kill you and collect on your insurance policy. but she shot the wrong guy.
don't you see.  frank was going to let her take the fall. so she murdered him and tried to make it look like suicide. that's when i realized there was a connection between lola and lana.
well, hang on to your jock strap, ned. there's more.
not only is frank's father dwayne kelbo, notoriously amorous gym teacher and lola cain's former lover.  frank's mother is helen shady. max and frank are half-brothers who never met.
your lovely wife, lana, murdered both of helen shady's sons.
and you haven't even heard my story.
he turned into a monster. and that's when i left him. i just couldn't.
okay. i'll make the ovaltine.
i never forget anything.  honey.
those are my panties!
oh ned!
oh ned, i love you. i always loved you!
got 'em!
i said.  i got 'em!
they're dead! gone! ka-put!
okay. but i want to have kids.
ned.
knock off the chatter, will ya?
we won't need you anymore.
we can make our own music.
ned, do you know.  i want you to make love to me all night long?