ferris bueller? she pats the rock-solid mass of blue hair. in doing so she locates a missing ball point pen. she withdraws it from the hair and smiles at it's reappearance. i passed a kidney stone tuesday, so i'm a little pooped but other than that, i'm as chipper as can be. say, should you be in school? is top a slavic name? a baby! you must be so excited. are you hoping for a boy or a girl? these bonds aren't mature. if you hold onto them another two years you'll get an additional four dollars. you're throwing away four dollars.