i'm going to need you out-of-town a little more this week. we've got some "red-flags" to cover. you need to make these your primary "action items." here are your flight coupons. call me from the road if there are any snags. your itinerary. can i get the icon in cornflower blue? what are you getting yourself into every week? have you finished those reports? is that your blood? take the rest of the day off. come back tomorrow with clean clothes. get yourself together. "the first rule of fight club is you don't talk about fight club." "the second rule of fight club. is this yours? you don't get paid to abuse the copy machine. pretend you're me. you find this. what would you do? okay. where to begin? with your constant absenteeism? with your unpresentable appearance? you're up for review. just who the fuck do you think you are?! get out! you're fired! you little fucker! i oughta.